Gaming Cynic: No Substitute for the Real Thing

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. My usually jovial self will be taking a mental health day. Instead, I’ll be looking at everything in my life through a half empty glass. I’ll get over it, but my pissy mood wants to burn some bridges first. Having successfully navigated my… Continue reading

Massage Me Available on XBLA

A new indie game, Massage Me, is now available on XBLA for 240 points. The game seems to be a sexually direct “play with your Xbox controller not yourself” kind of game. The main feature of the game is to send vibrations to other players, via XBL local multiplayer, who then feel those vibrations that… Continue reading