I Learned Something Today: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Often times I find myself in situations where my curiosity dominates my survival instinct. If my back is against the wall, I’m not always looking for a way out. Wondering what’s behind that cracked wall has made me gain access to treasures I could never dream of as well as tools that help me along the way…. Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Fallout 3

Rushing headlong into any situation can have dire consequences, no matter what occupation or lifestyle one has. Observation is key and modesty can mean the difference between success and getting caught with your pants down, pants that you’ve pooped in because your sphincter loses control when you die. These are the lessons I learned from Fallout… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Portal

Though my life was constantly in danger, after successfully making it through all of GLaDOS’s trials, I can’t help but acknowledge a few nuggets of wisdom I picked up in my journey through Portal which I will now share with you. The Lessons of Portal Take control of the cake. My legs need to be… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Contra

Do you ever find yourself on the second or third story of a building and want to get down as soon as you can? I know I do, but going down levels is never something that is done quickly, unless of course you jump out of a window. I don’t condone that type of method…. Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Resident Evil

Elvis Costello said it best in his song “Accidents Will happen”. Accidents will happen, there is no such thing as a sure thing, no insurance for anything less than perfection and the more greed and ignorance involved in a situation the more likely it is for that situation to implode. Preparedness is the one and… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Metroid

When you live through an extreme circumstance with someone, it is only natural to feel a strong connection to that person. However, when that person turns out to really be the complete opposite of what you expected, like for instance a woman instead of a man, the memory of that time get seared into your… Continue reading