I Learned Something Today: Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

War is inevitable, but one day humanity may have to contend with armies not comprised of their fellow man, armies filled with things like aliens, demons, and ghosts with pirate hats. Business suits will be traded for battle armor, briefcases for guns, and prosthetic limbs will be covered in blades that evoke fear as opposed… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Doom

Well, it finally happened. Hell is here and it is all our fault. No time to dwell on our mistakes, but what can you do when demons start pouring through portals? Me? I hid. I don’t mess with demons. Luckily, I found a bad ass marine carving a trail through the horde and I was… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Crysis 2

In the future, we will all be soldiers. Whether it’s fighting against each other or some robot overlords bound and determined to enslave all humankind, there will be war. In order to prepare for such a calamity we need to train ourselves in the finer arts of high tech fighting. I’m already well on my… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Terraria

I decided to visit the woods a couple weekends ago in hopes of establishing a foothold in the natural world as the urban landscape I called home was beginning to close in on me. I needed to replace the concrete jungle with a real one, breath in the crisp air of the wilderness and start anew. I’d… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Limbo

Most of us stay confined to our suburbs, workplaces, and city life without ever truly being alone in the wild. The rules change out there and your mind can run wild. Sure it’s full of possibilities, but there are plenty of dangers, too. Heed the lessons of Limbo. The Lessons of Limbo It’s not gross… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Red Dead Redemption

America may be a melting pot, but the true flag bearers exist in a world of leather, blood and endless whiskey. It’s been awhile since I’ve gone on vacation, and seeing as I consider myself a modern day cowboy (subtract the relevant skills and multiply the sex appeal) I figured a trip out to the… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Super Spike V’ball

Growing up as a little brother to a sister who got into every sport they’d let her play, I’ve seen my share of volleyball matches. Let’s just say I was never driven to participate in one. However, a V’ball match? Now that’s something entirely different because I know the lessons of Super Spike V’ball. The… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

If nothing else, video games have prepared us for a post-apocalyptic world. We’ve learned to survive in the Fallout universe and fight off hordes of zombies in the Left 4 Dead series. If those events ever took place, I believe I have the skills to keep my friends and family alive. There was always another apocalyptic… Continue reading

I Learned Something Today: Eternal Darkness

Death may be a part of life, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t super duper sad. That being said, sometimes a family member’s passing equates to some free schwag, and if it’s a distant relative the mourning isn’t necessarily all that intense. It might be less tears more beers, but that doesn’t mean you should… Continue reading