I suppose I was asking for a challenge so I deserved the punch in the mouth that Curses ‘N Chaos dishes out right out of the gate. It’s pretty satisfying when you get back on your feet and punch back though. Just don’t rush me again, Grim Reaper, because after I figure this out I’m… Continue reading
It’s summertime and there’s no better vacation than taking a trip up north to Alaska to play in the snow. I had no idea that I’d meet a little white fox that would immediately save me from a polar bear, obviously known by all as the furry demons of the tundra. Together, we brave a… Continue reading
Imagine that you’ve spent your entire life training for something and then you learn that those skills could become absolutely useless? I’m not talking about Liberal Arts, but the well-respected act of English thievery. Ah, the grace of breaking-and-entering. The beauty of hacking a computer hooked directly into a bank account. The majesty of hitting a robot with a… Continue reading
My war isn’t kind. As a matter of fact, it’s quite stressful and full of tough decisions. Like who gets to sleep in a bed or how many lockpicks I should make in a day because every damn door is locked. Did all of these interior doors get locked before the war began? Were the… Continue reading
There sure are a lot of souls out there. Some dark, others titan, some that belong to a demon and now those that are… dungeon. I’m not sure why I want them for myself, but they do make me stronger. I need to get stronger to defeat all the minions inside the dungeon so I… Continue reading
Why do all powerless space stations want to kill me? Just once I’d like to find a derelict space station that is preserving happiness for the next explorer that shows up. Maybe it’s that drive to find my happy place in the remote reaches of the universe that makes me want to risk my life on jumps… Continue reading
It’s not often I get sent on a journey to battle the gods, but I’m not one to turn down a challenge. My city’s been ransacked and that’s gotten me a little upset, so it’s hard not to make rash decisions. Plus I have a lot of swords, spears and a sweet axe. Zeus, come at… Continue reading
I love Shovel Knight so much… that I stopped playing it after it came out? I dunno, sometimes I just check in on a game and once I have confirmed it is so good that I will come back to it, I’ll move on to the next gaming mystery. I’m back though and a happier… Continue reading
I discovered this game when Steam recently suggested the sequel Super Win the Game. Pulling on my nostalgia and pixel art heartstrings, I clicked on the profile page to buy the game. The page suggested a free game of the same style title You Have to Win the Game. Not a free-to-play game mind you…… Continue reading
It always looks fun to dodge a helicopter in bullet time, but making it feel fun is just one of the things that Bleed gets oh-so-right. Justin had no idea just how much action this game was packing and Bleed let him have it. This video is intended for a mature audience as our commentary… Continue reading
Justin and Coop, deathmatch aficionados, take to the Gun Monkeys arena to see just how competitive platforming primates can be when given crazy weapons, bombs, and the insatiable desire for more power. This video is intended for a mature audience as our commentary is not kid-friendly: For more Game Curious and video content from Horrible… Continue reading
Rogue Legacy passes the joy of random dungeons/castles and permadeath to your children. Your children also have a few issues, some good, some bad. Justin keeps his heroic failure of a bloodline going long enough to enjoy one of the best indie games surprises of the year. This video is intended for a mature audience… Continue reading