Privates May Not Pass Peer Review

In last week’s newest Horrible Night Feature, Reply to All, we covered the game Privates. In the game, developed by Zombie Cow Studios, condom-hatted marines dive in between the legs of a woman and fight off monsters. While not the most pleasant of scenarios involving a woman’s vagina, it definitely gets points for originality. However,… Continue reading

Meanwhile… We Love Goats

Meanwhile… we’ve actually been playing games. Each week we recap our recent gaming experiences and tell you what we’re looking forward to, so you can use your time more wisely than we have. I am surrounded by cowboys (and one lost spaceman) this week, I dunno what Rockstar puts in their Kool-Aid, but it is… Continue reading

Backbreaker Demo Hits Without a License

A couple of years ago, NaturalMotion announced that they were working on a physics-focused football game called Backbreaker which would be developed using their Euphoria engine. Since then the Euphoria engine has gone on to power games like Grand Theft Auto IV, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, and, more recently, Red Dead Redemption. However, Backbreaker… Continue reading

Get an Achievement for Not Selling Lost Planet 2

The major publishers are focusing their efforts to figure out how to get you to buy their games new. EA recently introduced the Online Pass for their sports games, making it so rentals and used games will have to pay $10 to register their game to play online (new game purchases get the registration code… Continue reading

Shiniest Objects: Where’s Air Dog?

Every day, Horrible Night is on the look out for the most interesting news items in the gaming industry to pass along to you with our unique take. The articles that just miss the cut end up in the Shiny Objects feed which can be viewed here (or on the sidebar of the site) and subscribed to here. Each… Continue reading

Pantera Debuts on Rock Band Next Week

Rock Band has never been shy about adding metal to their growing songs database.  However, the metal artist selection has been random at best, and there has always been a glaring omission since the release of Rock Band 2. Only one Pantera song has been a part of Harmonix‘s rhythm games, and that was a cover of… Continue reading

Arcade Cabinet Built Out of LEGO

Like most gamers, I’ve gotten the urge to build my own arcade cabinet quite a few times, but in the end I just settled with modding my Wii. One enterprising individual took the custom arcade concept a little further and built one entirely out of LEGO. Well, I salute you sir. Sources: Destructoid (More Pics)

It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye…

Recently I went to a going away party for a good friend. After the requisite food, drinking, and laughter, it was time to say goodbye. I’m not afraid to admit that the room got really dusty (eyes red and watery) at that point. It wasn’t hard to come to the conclusion then, that I hate… Continue reading