Played Halo: The Master Chief Collection – Finish the Fight Forever

I'm not positive, but it looks like the Chief's head is shrinking with every iteration.

I’m not positive, but it looks like the Chief’s head is shrinking with every iteration.

If you have an Xbox One console and you didn’t pick up Halo: The Master Chief Collection, you’re wrong. To be clear: it’s Halo CE through Halo 4, with CE & 2 made extra pretty. Oh, and all of the multiplayer maps. For $62. In a haphazard approach necessitated because of an insane 4th Quarter at my day job and a certain 8 month old human person whose care I am entrusted with, I’ve plowed through about 3.5 Halos.

Consuming that much Master Chief in a concentrated stream is interesting, particularly when you get the feel of how much tinkering Bungie and then 343 Industries did throughout the series, especially with the guns.

In order of preference:

  1. Halo 4
  2. Halo CE
  3. Halo 3
  4. Halo 2

Halo Laws

  • Dual wielding is stupid, especially Needlers.
  • I swear to God, if you guys take the scope off the Magnum again…
  • I <3 killing the Flood.
  • Cortana, honey, put some clothes on.