I’m a gonna tickle your genitals!
A sneaky piece of DLC has made itself available today for the infamous Aliens: Colonial Marines. The DLC, an addition to the game that is supposed to enhance the story or add content as a means of keeping it relevant, features a storyline from the perspective of three characters that seem to be important to the narrative of Aliens: Colonial Marines. The most important fact about this DLC is that it’s ten dollars, money that could go towards many more important purchases. Being the helpful individual that I am, here is a list of those purchases:
- Smurf LED Light Keychain
- 3-D Cat Playing Cards
- Animal Butt Magnets
- Army Man Shaped Candles
- Chicken Key Covers
What did you do, go to the interweb and type in “crap I can buy for $9.99?” Animal Butt Magnets?…..you can’t make that stuff up folks.