Your Pants are Safe for a Bit Longer, Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs Delayed until Q2

Get it?

Get it?

Are you tired of wearing clean underwear? Are your dreams lacking the nightmarish qualities that prevent sleep? Could your bed sheets use a bit more cold sweat? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then Frictional Games and thechineseroom have a game for you. Well, they will have a game for you though you’re going to have to wait until Quarter 2 of this year as Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs has been delayed. Life is so unfair.

I, for one, am sick and tired of all of these video game companies “taking their time” and “making quality products.” I personally think it’s unbelievably egotistical for Frictional Games to think they can get away with this. They’ll never be like the AAA entities if they keep this up. I mean, think of all the potential money they could be making if they just pushed A Machine For Pigs out in its current state? They obviously got their business degrees through one of those online universities. In fact, I don’t think they’re in it for the business at all! I think they’re actually just making games because they “like it.” Blasphemy I tell you!


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