Cheap and Dirty Gamer: PixelJunk Collection Priced Like Actual Junk, Plays the Opposite

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PixelJunk: Desperately avoiding being pigeon holed into genres since 500 B.C.

One man’s trash can be another man’s treasure, but does that apply to another man’s junk? I’m happy to report that it does, as long as that man is a member of Q-Games and the junk has the word pixel in front of it (that is not to say that treasuring another man’s junk is only acceptable in that scenario, but good intro sentences are hard to come by, so sometimes tastefulness has to be sacrificed).

I often struggle finding awesome deals that are appropriate for everyone, especially given the different socio-economic levels and game tastes that frequent this site. Today, however I am confident that 90% of you idiots are going to be quite pleased as the every game in the PixelJunk series is being offered at the insanely low prices (PixelJunk Racers, Monsters, Eden, and Shooter at $1.00 each and PixelJunk Shooter 2 and PixelJunk Sidescroller marked down by half)! It’s like a smorgasborg of PixelJunk games at a Golden Corral prices sans the Golden Corral diarrhea. There are only a few items in the world that cost $1.00, most of which are on the value menus of restaurants. If $1.00 seems like a stretch, go out and borrow one from a friend because no one gives a crap about loaning a dollar to a bud, especially in life-or-death scenarios. You may not even have to pay them back, now that’s a friend!

These games are full of shooting, racing and whatever PixelJunk Eden happens to be (it probably has a demographic or two). The only people that won’t enjoy this deal are those without access to a Sony themed console or people that hate sunshine, healthy children and puppies in festive costumes. Act quick as this sale won’t last forever because nothing lasts forever, not even love!

Cheap and Dirty Gamer – Being cheap used to be an insult, but with the economy in the dumps it’s now a survival skill. Being dirty also used to be an insult, but that changed after Christina Aguilera’s song came out. Not all gamers have the funds to play full priced games, but that doesn’t mean that gaming quality has to suffer. There are good free and cheap games everywhere, games specifically made for the sexy survivors among us.

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