Shiniest Objects: Let the Butts Go

Hopefully this was the last week for a while that the industry will be spending all of its industry discussing review scores. I did not expect that conversation to end with the Jurassic Park game though. At the Night, we relived our marathon highlights, announced our next event, offended everyone, and reviewed 2 more big 3’s.

Every day we are on the look out for the most interesting news items in the gaming industry. Some make it on the site as headlines, and the articles that just miss the cut end up in the Shiny Objects feed on our Google+ Horrible Night Newswire Page. Every Monday we recap the shiniest of the objects, and our original articles from the previous week.

Horrible Objects

Last Week’s Headlines

Jurassic Park

Are you sure you didn't mean to give the game a perfect score?

23 headlines distracted us and here’s the best from that list:

EA Sued Over Broken Promise of Battlefield 1943 – Piki Geek
“Glad this didn’t go completely unnoticed.”

League of Legends has 4 million daily players – Shacknews
“Jebus.”

Mass Effect 3 N7 Collector’s Edition Includes Man’s Best (Robotic) Friend – Piki Geek
“Soundtrack and metal case? Sold.”

TellTale Employees Abuse Metacritic, Give Jurassic Park Perfect Scores – Piki Geek
“At least we’ve moved away from it being Metacritic’s fault.”

The Sly Collection breaks into PSN on Nov. 29 – Joystiq
“One of the best games most people haven’t played.”

Review of Need for Speed: The Run – Giant Bomb
“Whoa! Shredded.”

Activision’s Hyped Call of Duty Elite Continues to Stumble [UPDATED] – Giant Bomb
“Rough start, again I don’t know how they didn’t see this coming, but like the last line says, at least the multiplayer game itself is working.”

Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Review – Old Is New Again – Piki Geek
“I’m strangely excited for this, even though I know it’ll be at least the spring before I can play it.”

PETA Blasts Nintendo For Tanooki Suit – GameInformer
“Our power-ups are no longer safe.”

Zelda 3DS Special Edition system coming to America – Shacknews
“Oh god dammit.”

Review: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations – Destructoid
“Too much assassinating?”