Remake It So: Mutant League Football

Being a subscriber to SEGA Channel had plenty of benefits. Not only was I the envy of my friends, but I was able to play a lot of titles over time. One of the titles I was most fond of was Mutant League Football. This game should be revived because the sports genre has become stale and, at times, boring. Who wouldn’t want to have a feature in Madden where you could take Tom Brady out via decapitation? I think, now more than ever, the entire sports genre needs a major change of pace.

I bring up Mutant League Football now because this series constantly gets overlooked in any discussion about 16-bit remakes. No other series allowed aliens, skeletons, robots, trolls, and super humans the thrill of victory. These odd world heroes deserve the chance to relive their glory days. You may be unfamiliar with the Mutant League because the game was a diamond in the rough. The concept is ridiculous but the gameplay doesn’t disappoint. The game is filled with pitfalls, traps, bribes, and plenty of death. Mutant League Football gave the term throwing a bomb a whole new meaning.

Give Zombies a Chance

First things first: what mutants we will allow into the newer titles. The original title was very limited with its mutant offerings. I like to think that our society has become more progressive in the last 20 years since its release. Therefore, I think that we should open up the arena to all monsters (at this point we should probably consider changing the game to Monster League Football). The game should expand upon the original’s gameplay elements by adding special abilities to each monster type. Each special ability would add a strategic element to the gameplay.  Say, for instance, we allow vampires into the league. Vampires would not be allowed to play games during the day, but would be able to change into a bat during the game, which would be very helpful if your vampire is playing running back. Werewolves would also be offered their shot at gridiron glory. They should be granted the ability of super speed, but can only play night games. Zombies would be given an extremely large amount of hit points making them very difficult to kill, but they just midlessly roam around the field. This could potentially lead to a lot of offside penalties due to their lack of understanding anything outside of consuming brains.

Mutant League Football Kill

Cupcake will come off the IR once he is resurrected.

Here are some other additions to the rosters to help improve the diversity of this league:

  • Medusa – She would have the ability to turn the opponents into stone for the duration of the game, but she wouldn’t be very strong.
  • Gargoyles – Can turn into stone making them great defenders, but can’t change back once they do, leaving a stone block in the middle of the field.
  • Swamp People – Much faster in wet weather or in a swampy location, but would have a significant stat reduction in all other environments.
  • Mummies – These creepers would be very tall and strong, but could be unraveled into dust very easily.
  • Hippies – Would be able to repel defenders with their abnormal stench, but would lose motivation very quickly.

When it comes to the overall gameplay, the new Mutant League game should run on the old NFL 2K football engine. Someone has to use it, right? This would make it very clear that this game is NOT a Madden title; the 2K engine had a great flow that would work well for this title. The play calling system would need to revert back to the simplicity everyone loved with games like Tecmo Super Bowl. This game is meant to be more about dismemberment and outrageous situations than it is about a 3″, 3-ring binder full of plays. The on-field traps would have to stay, though. (Yes, traps). The original featured traps that would take players out for the entire game should not only remain, they should be expanded beyond normal pitfalls. Just think about it: bear traps, fire pits, spikes, electrical wires in water…the possibilities are almost endless.

Each arena would have to be unique, too, like classic horror story locations with their own unique traits! There would be a stadium set in the shadows of Dracula’s castle with the occasional bats swarm, obstructing your ability to see and Dracula as a micromanaging owner (like Jerry Jones).  The swamp people would get their own swamp based stadium, which would include huge puddles for that would slow down monsters (with the exception of the swamp people.) If witches made it into the game,  their stadium would need to be, where else? Salem, Massachusetts! The hazard should be obvious – angry mobs with pitchforks and torches in hand. Even though Philly has its own NFL team, it should probably be featured as having a Monster League stadium populated with living, breathing Philly fans as the hazard. Why Philly and not New York? New York fans don’t throw batteries at Santa when their team is doing badly.

Mutant League Football Playbook

Less IS more.

As for the football side of the game, we would include trades, free agency and retirements and the originals title’s ability to bribe or even kill the ref. (The dead referee was replaced by a much tougher and less forgiving ref.) Since each stadium has a special feature, I’d make sure that each team has a special feature related to its stadium. Regardless which team you use, though, if a player dies in the game, he’s not available for the next game. The resurrection process would take at least one week, but I’d remove the rule that a team must forfeit the game if you lose too many players to field the full team. It would be harder and more entertaining if players had to be come iron man athletes and with the additional possibility that teams would have to play a man down, which leads into integrating gradual injuries. For instance, let’s say your wide receiver took a nasty hit and lost an arm. He would still be able to play, but would have to continue with only one arm. This mechanic would take playing through injury to a whole new level. Each player would have a regeneration rating, which would govern how fast your wide receiver would get his arm back. If the regen rating is low, your receiver might play the next game with an arm and a stub.

Like in the original, trick plays would be more about destruction than deception – the original Mutant League Football had trick plays that would make the other team literally confused or result in throwing a football shaped bomb at a defender. Trick plays for the remake need to up the ante, but with the added strategy element that certain species would be immune to specific tricks. One trick play could be blocking out the moon for the rest of a drive, or making the sun come out for an entire drive, making werewolves and vampires completely impotent. Retaining strategic elements would also help keep the game challenging and add some depth while retaining the core experience of a football game, but keeping the title one-of-a-kind.

Bo Knows Mutants

We shouldn’t force these ghoulish athletes to just play one sport – if Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders could be two sport pro athletes, then why can’t Frankenstein’s monster get his shot at multiple opportunities?! I love the idea of playing a baseball game and literally taking the head off of the batter with a bean ball or having to swap pitchers because your starter’s arm fell off. Just like football, the baseball field could be littered with traps as well. An outfielder would need to be verrrrry cautious when climbing the wall to rob a home run or he might brush against the disguised electric fence, hit the trigger to cause it to erupt into flames, or get impaled by rusty spikes. A whole franchise based around mutant/monster athletes has tons of potential.


Replace robots with monsters and we'll talk.

The more I think about it, the more we need the Mutant Leagues now. Sports games are becoming hyper realistic, so we need a sports title that will bring back the classic fun these games featured. I’m also pretty sure that a sports league comprised of monsters would have less labor relations issues than today’s athletes. We wouldn’t see the excessive arguments about compensation, that’s for sure. Think about it: most of the participants are dead (or undead) so money would be worthless to them. Zombies would be paid in brains. Vampires would be allowed limited but fair access to the blood bank. Mummies wouldn’t need money because most of those guys were filthy rich before they died. This game may sound ridiculous to you, but I see Grimmy written all over this one.

Remake It So – A quick look back at a game or game franchise that could benefit from an updated title. We discuss what makes the original standout, and what new technology could add to a new experience.


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7 Comments Remake It So: Mutant League Football

  1. Stephen

    I really enjoyed this article. It’s been forever since I thought about this game, but I do remember playing it some. Makes me think of the old Jerry Glanville football game, where you could be knights and what not. Just don’t make sport games like they used to.

  2. Ethan Moses

    The hippies I know smell like flowers, your hippie stereotyping shall not stand!

  3. JP LaFrance

    I’m a closet Hippie, and I am pretty sure that I smell a little ripe at the moment.

  4. Scott Malone

    Good article. MLF was one of my favorites. Ridiculous that it has not been remade, yet we have so many terrible games. Mutant League Football would be so great now. The improved graphics, a franchise option, online gameplay, and downloadable content would make this a great money maker. Lets be honest ever since EA got an exclusive contract with the NFL, Madden has limped along unopposed as the sole football giant. I think MLF would be so different that it could only help the sports genre.

    Add in Demons, Angels, Centaurs…… the options are endless.

  5. Wine Bones of Toxic All Pros

    I agree with other comments above, no vampires or were-wolfs or zombies (but good idea for DLC), Angels, Demons and centaurs feel more like a natural theme for this game. And yes we are wayyyy over due for a remake, but that ball is in Midway’s court

  6. JaMaul

    I think EA owns the rights to Mutant League Football and Mutant League Hockey and doubt they will bring out a remake as long as they own a contract with the NFL. I may not agree with all of the suggestions in the article (because I think it would take away from the MUTANT aspect of the game) but I think it is time for this great game to find a way back into our homes. If anyone starts a petition or something please contact me. I would love to put my name on this to send to a gaming company.

  7. Justin Gifford

    JaMaul – I don’t know what the current status of the license/copyright is, but the original Mutant League games were actually using the same engine as the NFL/NHL football games produced by EASports. If you turned off all of the mutant stuff, they were the same games with different skins on the characters. So – my guess is EA still owns the rights. It’s a bummer that we get NBA: STREET!!! or whatever the hell other side-game licensed things that get turned out, but I’d definitely shell out $60 for a new Mutant League game. I may not give a crap about running a draft imported from my 2012 NCAA Football league into Madden 2013, but give me mutagens to buy that give my linebackers spine armor? I’m sold. Anyone got a cousin who works at EA?

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