Horribly Awesome Deals of the Week: Dance Like No One is Watching

Horrible Pig

Only a few more days before the spookiest day of the year, so I’ve dedicated one entry in this week’s deals that could be considered Halloween themed. Nonsensical? Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules, I just avoid them at all costs.

Mr. Deal Hunter

Dead Island (Xbox 360 and PS3) – Amazon for $39.99

Vacations are great, but vacations on dead islands demonstrate a lack of common sense. No worries, the scenario makes for an entertaining game and it involves zombies, hence the dead of Dead Island (idiots).

Mr. Patience

Grand Theft Auto IV Complete – Amazon for 37.36 (Xbox 360) and $39.97 (PS3)

For those of you that missed all the fun and excitement that comes from moving up in the criminal ranks, GTA IV is here to make you remember why you spent all that time in the principal’s office.

Dance Central Dance Packs (Kinect) -The following can be found in the XBL Marketplace

Dance Central

Suspenders and argyle are catalysts for boners (and itchiness).

For fans of leaving it all out there for a robotic eye to observe, these Dance Central dance packs will keep the breathing heavy and the sweat stench not unlike hotdog water.

Dance Pack 01 – 640 Microsoft Points (640 MS Points in savings!)

  • Lady Sovereign – “I Got You Dancing”
  • Missy Elliott – “We Run This”
  • Keri Hilson – “Turnin’ Me On”
  • Amerie – “Heard ‘Em All”

Keep reading for the rest of the tracks.

Dance Pack 02 – 640 Microsoft Points (800 MS Points in savings!)

  • Rihanna – “Disturbia”
  • Janet Jackson – “Control”
  • Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl”
  • Paula Abdul – “Straight Up”

Dance Pack 03 – 640 Microsoft Points (640 MS Points in savings!)

  • Sean Paul – “Temperature”
  • Ne-Yo – “Because of You”
  • Tag Team – “Whoomp! (There It Is)”
  • Cameo – “Word Up!”

Dance Pack 04 – 620 Microsoft Points (340 MS Points in savings!)

  • Blur – “Girls & Boys”
  • Rick James – “Super Freak”
  • Chic – “Le Freak”
  • Fatboy Slim – “Weapon of Choice”
  • Dance Pack 05 – 480 Microsoft Points (240 MS Points in savings!)
  • Dem Franchize Boyz (feat. Peanut and Charlay) – “Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It”
  • N.E.R.D. (featuring Lee Harvey and Vita) – “Lapdance”
  • Tone Loc – “Wild Thing”

Dance Pack 06– 960 Microsoft Points (480 MS Points in savings!)

  • Fergie ft. will.i.am – “Fergalicious”
  • James Brown – “Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine, Pt. 1″
  • Lloyd – “Get It Shawty”
  • Taio Cruz – “Break Your Heart”
  • The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes –“Don’t Cha”
  • Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson and D.O.E.- “The Way I Are”

Dance Pack 07 – 960 Microsoft Points (480 MS Points in savings!)

  • Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force – “Planet Rock (Original 12″ Version)”
  • Justice – “D.A.N.C.E.”
  • Rupee – “Tempted to Touch”
  • Sean Paul – “Get Busy”
  • Snow – “Informer”
  • Trey Songz (featuring Fabolous) – “Say Aah”

Marathon Pack 01 – 1400 Microsoft Points (1960 MS Points in savings!)

  • Lady Sovereign – “I Got You Dancing”
  • Ne-Yo – “Because of You”
  • The Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”
  • Cameo – “Word Up!”
  • Tag Team – “Whoomp! (There It Is)”
  • Blur – “Girls & Boys”
  • Janet Jackson – “Control”
  • Rihanna – “Disturbia”
  • Amerie – “Heard ‘Em All”
  • Rick James – “Super Freak”
  • Fatboy Slim – “Weapon of Choice”
  • Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl”
  • Keri Hilson – “Turnin’ Me On”
  • Paula Abdul – “Straight Up”

Marathon Pack 02 – 1500 Microsoft Points (2100 MS Points in savings!)

  • Tone Loc – “Wild Thing”
  • Dem Franchize Boyz (feat. Peanut and Charlay) – “Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It”
  • N.E.R.D. (featuring Lee Harvey and Vita) – “Lapdance”
  • Fergie ft. will.i.am – “Fergalicious”
  • James Brown – “Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine, Pt. 1″
  • Lloyd – “Get It Shawty”
  • The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes – “Don’t Cha”
  • Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson and D.O.E. – “The Way I Are”
  • Taio Cruz – “Break Your Heart”
  • Justice – “D.A.N.C.E.”
  • Snow – “Informer”
  • Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force – “Planet Rock (Original 12” Versoin)”
  • Sean Paul – “Get Busy”
  • Rupee – “Tempted to Touch”
  • Trey Songz (featuring Fabolous) – “Say Aah”

Single – 160 Microsoft Points (80 MS Points in savings!)

  • The Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”

Mr. Homegrown

Gemini Rue (PC) – Steam for $8.49

Gemini Rue

A less bright and shiny Space Quest, way less.

A throw back to the days when adventure was “point and click”, Gemini Rue is a gritty mystery set in the future, a future where living in space is not only possible it’s the coolest.

Date Jammers (PC) – Steam for $7.99

Racing, destruction, what more could fans of data want? This game made me a bit motion sick, but don’t let that stop you from giving it a whirl and getting motion sick on your own terms.

Mr. Cheapskate

Breaking the Rules: The Roman Tournament (PC)- Direct 2 Drive for $2.99

Despite sounding like a game about gladiators, it’s actually set in modern day Italy where dance fighting rules the streets, or at least that’s what I gathered from the video preview.

Mr. Charity Recepient

One and One Story (PC) – Free on Armor Games

Love is complicated enough without having a bunch of enviromental obstacles to deal with. Help the blue dude and the pink chick get together so they can, well get together.

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