Horribly Awesome Deals of the Week: The Binding of Your Free Time

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Last week I was posting deals as my vacation began and I was happy. This week I am posting deals as my vacation ends and I am sad. Luckily for you I maintain a solid level of professionalism no matter what sort of emotional wreck I may have become.

Mr. Deal Hunter

Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Xbox 360 and PS3) – Amazon for $39.99

I have always wanted robotic enhancements, but my insurance doesn’t cover elective surgeries and getting in an accident of some kind is too risky. At least in Deus Ex I can create the bionic man of my dreams (wait a sec…).

Dead Island (All Platforms) – Amazon for $45.99

Dead Island

Get out of my dreams AND out of my car (Billy Ocean themed inside joke fueled by Gifftor)

People may get annoyed by all the zombie games roaming around as of late, but the reason they’re in so many games is because the zombie population is on the rise! I can’t be the only guy smashing zombie skulls on a regular basis, so grab this game and join the fight.

Mr. Patience

Xbox Live Market Place Sale

There are a crap-ton of games on sale in the XBLA Marketplace, may of which are 50% off or more. If you own a PS3 well then go buy an Xbox 360 fast so you can enjoy these deals while they last!

Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter–- 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Outland – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Yar’s Revenge – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Islands of Wafku – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Trouble Witches Neo – 400/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Bionic Commando: Rearmed – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Bionic Commando: Rearmed 2 – 600 MS Points/$7.50 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Trials HD – 600 MS Points/$7.50 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Shank – 600 MS Points/$7.50 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Monday Night Combat – 600 MS Points/$7.50 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Moon Diver – 600 MS Points/$7.50 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Section 8 Prejudice – 800 MS Points/$10 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Might & Magic Clash of Heroes – 800 MS Points/$10 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Dungeons & Dragons Daggerdale – 800 MS Points/$10 (down from 1200 MS Points)

Blade Kitten – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

The Maw – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Star Raiders – 400 MS Points/$5 (down from 800 MS Points)

Mr. Homegrown

The Binding of Isaac – Steam for $4.49 ($5.38 for the game plus the amazing soundtrack)

Binding of Isaac

If your kid is scared of the basement, they shouldn't play this game. Actually, they probably shouldn't play this game at all.

A little bit of Zelda, a dash of Rogue and a gallon of nightmarish childhood experiences equate to a very addicting experience that fans of Edmund McMillen shouldn’t miss. The soundtrack ( by Danny Baranowsky) is available too and is worth way more than the 89 cents it’s going for.

Mr. Cheapskate

The Humble Frozenbyte  Bundle- Name Your Price on Humble Bundle (must pay at least $4.51 to get bonus content)

What’s cheaper than naming your own price? Free is, but that’s about all. With that in mind, support your local indie developer and if you happen to be independently wealthy, pay 1 million dollars for this pack.

Mr. Charity Recepient

Puzzle Pirates- Free to Play on Steam

Puzzle

I'd rather be drinking rum of the breast of wenches

When pirates aren’t raping and pillaging, they’re solving puzzles! It’s kind of like a swashbuckling themed Mario Party minus the ability to physically hurt your opponents when frustrated.

Sources

Steam (images)
Joystiq