Horribly Awesome Deals of the Week: Sega!

Horribly Awesome Deals of the Week

I’m on vacation and to commemorate this great event, I’ve decided to feature some game deals for all my fans out in cyberland! Wait, I do this every week? That’s because I feel like every week is vacation due to all of my loving fans! You’re not a fan, just a casual browser? Well then go screw yourself, I demand nothing short of loyalty from my readers. You’re probably a douche anyway.

Mr. Deal Hunter

Sega Mega Deal Weekend – 50-90% off Sega’s Game Library

Despite Sega being the Faygo of video game publishers, they have some pretty solid titles featured in this savings extravaganza. Getting pumped for things like the Total War Series ($19.42) including Shogun 2 ($24.99) as well as the Genesis ($7.49) and Dreamcast ($7.49) collections. Those curious about Alpha Protocol ($2.00) can finally purchase the game at the price it should have been all along.

Mr. Patience

Shadows of the Damned (PS3 and Xbox 360) – Kmart for $29.99

Shadows of the Damned

I asked for jazz hands, not super scary blade hands...

This game flew under the radar of most gamers despite being a solid pick up. It needs some attention and I assume you need some too so why not kill two birds with one stone (though I guess the game paying attention to you probably doesn’t help much).

Resident Evil 5 (PS3 and Xbox 360) – Amazon for $16.99

While I don’t personally consider this a “Resident Evil Game” (much like I don’t personally consider you a “friend”) it was still a very fun game and the co-op component makes for an intriguing date night, should she/he be a fan of shooting monsters and cleansing each other’s wounds with sprays.

Mr. Home Grown

Space Pirates and Zombies(PC) – Direct2Drive for $9.95


Get these motherf***ing zombies off my motherf***ing space ship!

If you like space simulators, zombies and witty dialogue, then SPAZ is the game for you. If you like farming simulators, social networks and pushy Facebook friends then stick to your Farmville.

Mr. Cheapskate

Dungeons and Dragons Classics (PC) – 60% off on GOG

You’re probably already in your basement as we speak, so why not play a bit of the series that was the early catalyst for groups of adults congregating in basements? Includes a variety of games such as Baldurs Gate 1 and 2, Neverwinter Nights and Planescape.

Mr. Charity Recipient

Rusty Hearts (PC) – Free to play on Steam

Rusty Hearts

Dressing like a shark seems like a solid intimidation mechanic

A massively multiplayer beat ’em up? Sign me up, I’m tired of being a soccer hooligan and elementary school kids just don’t get into large-scale brawls like they used to.


Giant Bomb (images)

1 Comment Horribly Awesome Deals of the Week: Sega!

  1. Aaron McNeal

    Not buying Alpha Protocol for two bucks just might be a bigger mistake than buying Alpha Protocol for more than $10. It’s a flawed game, but worth the experience of punching idiotic enemy drones in the throat and being snarky to everyone you meet while wearing sunglasses indoors.

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