LulzSec Mastermind Unmasked, and Yep, He looks like a Douchebag

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Those dark shades have been quite useful in allowing young Jake to hide from puberty

LulzSec looked pretty invincible there for awhile, but Jake Davis aka Topiary, the alleged ring leader of the happy hackers that attacked multiple game related websites had his first date in court yesterday. It looks like the evidence against him is enough to crash his hard drive, that is the hard drive of life, not his real hard drive being used against him.

On top of  reportedly having in his possession 750,000 personal information files, he also had a copy of a fake news report claiming the death of media mogul Rupert Murdoch, which had appeared on The Sun’s website when it had been hacked.

The hacker stuff is pretty 2000 and late, but gamers around the world needed to see that their suspicions of LulzSec were true; they’re late bloomers and a lack of facial hair has made it difficult to meet the hand job quota normal for dudes their age. That’s ok though, shouldn’t be a problem in jail.

Sources

Gizmodo

3 Comments LulzSec Mastermind Unmasked, and Yep, He looks like a Douchebag

  1. Justin Gifford

    I know “due process” is important, but I really want to beat this kid with my fists.

  2. Ethan Moses

    I don’t disagree with the idea that big corporations do nasty stuff behind the scenes and guys like this have the power to bring that dirt to the surface. However, the lack of maturity presented by Lulzsec and its indifference to causing problems for innocent bystanders shows that any movement they claim to represent was just an excuse to screw with people.

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